|
lmao
Feb 4, 2007 1:14:37 GMT -5
Post by ÇhümÞ on Feb 4, 2007 1:14:37 GMT -5
A redneck family from the hills was visiting the city and they were in a mall
for the first time in their lives. The father and son were strolling around while
the wife shopped. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but
especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide
back together again. The boy asked, "Paw, what's that?" The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I dunno. I ain't
never seen anything like that in my entire life, I ain't got no idea'r what it is." While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady
walked up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and
the lady walked between them into a small room. The walls closed and the
boy and his father watched the small circular number above the walls light
up sequentially.
They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the
numbers began to light in the reverse order. Then the walls opened up again
and a gorgeous, voluptuous 24-year-old blonde woman stepped out.
The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son,
"Boy..................go gitcha Momma!”
|
|
|
lmao
Feb 4, 2007 4:14:01 GMT -5
Post by Çhøób on Feb 4, 2007 4:14:01 GMT -5
damn rednecks with their say hollerin and walkin on the uppity side of the riv-uh
what LF man would say to him: "Lol! Fag!"
|
|
|
lmao
Feb 4, 2007 7:05:31 GMT -5
Post by ^ÇhìmÞ on Feb 4, 2007 7:05:31 GMT -5
rofl yap cyanide and happiness xD there so funny
|
|
|
lmao
Feb 4, 2007 9:42:14 GMT -5
Post by ls on Feb 4, 2007 9:42:14 GMT -5
rofl
|
|
|
lmao
Feb 4, 2007 14:36:23 GMT -5
Post by Çhêê©h on Feb 4, 2007 14:36:23 GMT -5
i woz in target last night and i heard this from two rednecks.
she: "oh honey look silk boxers" he: "i aint nevr gon wer no fancy pants man shorts" she: "you would if i got the right kinda ky jelly" he: "har har har, shet up" she: *giggle giggle squee*
true story, i'm still recovering..
|
|
|
lmao
Feb 4, 2007 21:48:59 GMT -5
Post by Çhäñ¶ on Feb 4, 2007 21:48:59 GMT -5
i dont get it....
|
|
|
lmao
Feb 5, 2007 1:20:48 GMT -5
Post by ^ÇhìmÞ on Feb 5, 2007 1:20:48 GMT -5
they speak funny thats teh joke
|
|
|
lmao
Feb 5, 2007 2:55:39 GMT -5
Post by Çhøób on Feb 5, 2007 2:55:39 GMT -5
yeah and that, they might be tasmanian farmers (aussie joke) FYI: Tasmanians are often Inbred and Incestuous with two heads and cysts and shizz
|
|
|
lmao
Feb 5, 2007 3:44:00 GMT -5
Post by Çhêê©h on Feb 5, 2007 3:44:00 GMT -5
try listen to a nasty ass inbred couple talk about what kinda lube they use and see if it doesnt make u want to multi-color-yawn
|
|
|
lmao
Feb 5, 2007 7:01:12 GMT -5
Post by Çhøób on Feb 5, 2007 7:01:12 GMT -5
ye-uh.....i love beef stew
+ lube makes less friction.......
|
|
|
lmao
Feb 5, 2007 9:40:55 GMT -5
Post by Çhäñ¶ on Feb 5, 2007 9:40:55 GMT -5
wheres my vomit smiley?
|
|
|
lmao
Feb 5, 2007 10:41:56 GMT -5
Post by ls on Feb 5, 2007 10:41:56 GMT -5
This thread gets funnier and funnier.
|
|
|
lmao
Feb 5, 2007 12:42:20 GMT -5
Post by ÇhümÞ on Feb 5, 2007 12:42:20 GMT -5
|
|
|
lmao
Feb 5, 2007 15:47:00 GMT -5
Post by Mr.Nub/Boon/WickedMind on Feb 5, 2007 15:47:00 GMT -5
i r have those boxers lol they go with my hat
|
|
|
lmao
Feb 6, 2007 0:29:27 GMT -5
Post by Çhêê©h on Feb 6, 2007 0:29:27 GMT -5
speaking of rednecks this ones definitely c&c material
|
|
|
lmao
Feb 6, 2007 2:07:36 GMT -5
Post by Çhøób on Feb 6, 2007 2:07:36 GMT -5
*prepare for a lame joke*
i wouldn't wanna be in that guys....pot tee-hee
......ghey......
|
|
|
lmao
Feb 6, 2007 2:43:24 GMT -5
Post by Çhêê©h on Feb 6, 2007 2:43:24 GMT -5
WAIT! which pot? the kind you smoke or his rotund belly.. if i ever saw a pregnant man it would be him.. just look at the shape. LOOK
|
|
|
lmao
Feb 6, 2007 4:56:58 GMT -5
Post by ^ÇhìmÞ on Feb 6, 2007 4:56:58 GMT -5
"no u dumb latin fuck, what u smokin in that crack pipe."
|
|
|
lmao
Feb 6, 2007 7:38:20 GMT -5
Post by ls on Feb 6, 2007 7:38:20 GMT -5
Wow...just wow...@ the pipe
|
|
|
lmao
Feb 6, 2007 12:28:33 GMT -5
Post by ÇhümÞ on Feb 6, 2007 12:28:33 GMT -5
thats higher than no high has ever gone before
|
|
|
lmao
Feb 6, 2007 14:08:44 GMT -5
Post by Çhêê©h on Feb 6, 2007 14:08:44 GMT -5
|
|
|
lmao
Feb 6, 2007 16:32:45 GMT -5
Post by ÇhümÞ on Feb 6, 2007 16:32:45 GMT -5
since x-wings dont have doors i guess that makes everyone who pilots one a redneck. most ive heard before and some are new to me.
heres one: if you fart and the other jedi sense a disturbance in the Force
|
|
|
lmao
Feb 7, 2007 4:51:31 GMT -5
Post by Çhøób on Feb 7, 2007 4:51:31 GMT -5
link won't open for me
|
|
|
lmao
Feb 7, 2007 10:16:51 GMT -5
Post by ls on Feb 7, 2007 10:16:51 GMT -5
That is because the link hates j00!!!1
|
|
|
lmao
Feb 8, 2007 2:45:52 GMT -5
Post by Çhøób on Feb 8, 2007 2:45:52 GMT -5
it's because it tastes like popcorn....
|
|
|
lmao
Feb 10, 2007 8:05:59 GMT -5
Post by Smoo on Feb 10, 2007 8:05:59 GMT -5
|
|