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Post by ÇhümÞ on Apr 23, 2007 11:25:02 GMT -5
A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15 years. He breaks
into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He
orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the homeowner's wife
to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes
into the bathroom. While he is in there, the husband whispers over to his wife:
Listen, this guys is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He has probably spent
a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your
neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain...do whatever he tells you.
Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very
dangerous. If he gets angry, he could kill us both.
Be strong, honey I Love You!!!
His wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He
told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told
him it was in the bathroom.
Be strong honey.....I Love You, too.
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Post by Çhêê©h on Apr 23, 2007 13:36:56 GMT -5
oh noez
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Post by Çhêê©h on Apr 23, 2007 13:37:22 GMT -5
is that ur roomie gaara?
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Post by ÇhümÞ on Apr 23, 2007 15:21:13 GMT -5
hhaahhahahahaha
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Post by ls on Apr 23, 2007 21:27:56 GMT -5
Owned. XD
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Post by Çhêå± on Apr 24, 2007 0:34:10 GMT -5
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Post by Çhêê©h on Apr 24, 2007 0:50:52 GMT -5
hey maybe you can get the roomie to move in wif one of these doods ^
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Post by Çhøób on Apr 24, 2007 3:42:14 GMT -5
preferbly that sacred dood that was here a while ago
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Post by ^ÇhìmÞ on Apr 24, 2007 4:20:31 GMT -5
lol ye we told that d00d off and he never came back
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Post by Çhøób on Apr 24, 2007 6:08:55 GMT -5
/rageqwit
forum style
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Post by ^ÇhìmÞ on Apr 24, 2007 16:52:46 GMT -5
ind00d
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Post by Çhäñ¶ on Apr 24, 2007 19:26:26 GMT -5
what? im lost? i dont think my roomate could make it in prison anyways.
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Post by Çhøób on Apr 24, 2007 19:58:54 GMT -5
s'like
tighten up that arse, and cry for me!
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