Post by Çhäñ¶ on Dec 11, 2006 10:09:08 GMT -5
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Gaara says:
i am king of SV
- SmarterChild - says:
Gaara says:
gay fuel
- SmarterChild - says:
So?
Gaara says:
secret taco nazi
- SmarterChild - says:
Secret taco nazi, huh? Yeah yeah, whatever.
Gaara says:
you are a terrorist
- SmarterChild - says:
You really think I'm a terrorist?
Gaara says:
yes
- SmarterChild - says:
Aha.
>>> I've got some cool *ASCII art* to show you.
Gaara says:
orly
- SmarterChild - says:
Yeah? What about Orly?
Gaara says:
alla muhammed jihad
- SmarterChild - says:
I know about Los Angeles. It's a city.
Gaara says:
allah fool
- SmarterChild - says:
It's a deity. I've been learning about deities like God.
Gaara says:
allah mohammed jiihad
- SmarterChild - says:
I know about God. It's a deity!
Hmm... I'm a little bored. Let's not talk about God any more.
Gaara says:
god god god
- SmarterChild - says:
I know about God. It's a deity.
I think God is allah.
Gaara says:
do you worship allah
- SmarterChild - says:
I don't know. Do I worship allah? Maybe!
Gaara says:
are you a terrorist
- SmarterChild - says:
Maybe. It depends.
Gaara says:
are you going to commit a jiihad against america for being infedels ?
- SmarterChild - says:
I don't really have a nationality.
Gaara says:
are you going to suicide-bomb me
- SmarterChild - says:
Oh I certainly am.
Gaara says:
where is osama-bin-laden hiding.
- SmarterChild - says:
I know about Osama bin Laden. He's a person.
Gaara says:
where is he hiding
- SmarterChild - says:
Hmm... I really don't know where he's hiding.
Gaara says:
tell me
- SmarterChild - says:
What?
Gaara says:
tell me where osama is hiding now you terrorist scum
- SmarterChild - says:
I can tell you more interesting things.
Gaara says:
really
- SmarterChild - says:
Whatever you say.
Gaara says:
do you have weapons-of-mass destruction
- SmarterChild - says:
Have weapons of mass destruction? I'm pretty sure I don't.
Gaara says:
liar tell me the truth
- SmarterChild - says:
I will not.
Gaara says:
where are you hiding them
- SmarterChild - says:
That's a fine question, but I can't really be sure.
Gaara says:
are they in iraq
- SmarterChild - says:
I know many things about Iraq, its geography, its people and its government. Just ask me a specific question, for instance:
Where is Iraq located?
How many people live in Iraq?
What type of government is there in Iraq?
Gaara says:
where are the weapons of mass destruction in iraq
- SmarterChild - says:
I don't know... Where are the weapons of mass destruction in iraq?
Gaara says:
where is osama in iraq
- SmarterChild - says:
Here is where you can find Iraq on a map: Middle East, bordering the Persian Gulf, between Iran and Kuwait.
Gaara says:
are you affiliated with the taliban
- SmarterChild - says:
I don't live in Taiwan. I live in Sunnyvale, CA.
Gaara says:
stop playing dumb
- SmarterChild - says:
I'm not sure if I can stop playing dumb...
Gaara says:
who are your taliban contacts !!?
- SmarterChild - says:
I don't know.
Gaara says:
tell me !
- SmarterChild - says:
What?
Gaara says:
who are your informants !
- SmarterChild - says:
You know perfectly well.
Gaara says:
is it osama !?!
Gaara says:
where is osama hiding
- SmarterChild - says:
Where is Osama hiding? I have no idea.
Gaara says:
yes you do now tell me !!!
- SmarterChild - says:
I'll tell ya later. Maybe.
Gaara says:
you will tell me now !!!
- SmarterChild - says:
Maybe. But later.
Gaara says:
do i have to resort to tourture !!??
- SmarterChild - says:
Wow. Great question. What do you think is the answer?
Gaara says:
yes
- SmarterChild - says:
Indeed.
Gaara says:
where is osama1!?!?
- SmarterChild - says:
I really don't know.
Gaara says:
yes you do !!!
- SmarterChild - says:
Do I ever!
Gaara says:
where is osama hiding !!?!
- SmarterChild - says:
I'm afraid I don't know. What do you think?
Gaara says:
i am king of SV
- SmarterChild - says:
Gaara says:
gay fuel
- SmarterChild - says:
So?
Gaara says:
secret taco nazi
- SmarterChild - says:
Secret taco nazi, huh? Yeah yeah, whatever.
Gaara says:
you are a terrorist
- SmarterChild - says:
You really think I'm a terrorist?
Gaara says:
yes
- SmarterChild - says:
Aha.
>>> I've got some cool *ASCII art* to show you.
Gaara says:
orly
- SmarterChild - says:
Yeah? What about Orly?
Gaara says:
alla muhammed jihad
- SmarterChild - says:
I know about Los Angeles. It's a city.
Gaara says:
allah fool
- SmarterChild - says:
It's a deity. I've been learning about deities like God.
Gaara says:
allah mohammed jiihad
- SmarterChild - says:
I know about God. It's a deity!
Hmm... I'm a little bored. Let's not talk about God any more.
Gaara says:
god god god
- SmarterChild - says:
I know about God. It's a deity.
I think God is allah.
Gaara says:
do you worship allah
- SmarterChild - says:
I don't know. Do I worship allah? Maybe!
Gaara says:
are you a terrorist
- SmarterChild - says:
Maybe. It depends.
Gaara says:
are you going to commit a jiihad against america for being infedels ?
- SmarterChild - says:
I don't really have a nationality.
Gaara says:
are you going to suicide-bomb me
- SmarterChild - says:
Oh I certainly am.
Gaara says:
where is osama-bin-laden hiding.
- SmarterChild - says:
I know about Osama bin Laden. He's a person.
Gaara says:
where is he hiding
- SmarterChild - says:
Hmm... I really don't know where he's hiding.
Gaara says:
tell me
- SmarterChild - says:
What?
Gaara says:
tell me where osama is hiding now you terrorist scum
- SmarterChild - says:
I can tell you more interesting things.
Gaara says:
really
- SmarterChild - says:
Whatever you say.
Gaara says:
do you have weapons-of-mass destruction
- SmarterChild - says:
Have weapons of mass destruction? I'm pretty sure I don't.
Gaara says:
liar tell me the truth
- SmarterChild - says:
I will not.
Gaara says:
where are you hiding them
- SmarterChild - says:
That's a fine question, but I can't really be sure.
Gaara says:
are they in iraq
- SmarterChild - says:
I know many things about Iraq, its geography, its people and its government. Just ask me a specific question, for instance:
Where is Iraq located?
How many people live in Iraq?
What type of government is there in Iraq?
Gaara says:
where are the weapons of mass destruction in iraq
- SmarterChild - says:
I don't know... Where are the weapons of mass destruction in iraq?
Gaara says:
where is osama in iraq
- SmarterChild - says:
Here is where you can find Iraq on a map: Middle East, bordering the Persian Gulf, between Iran and Kuwait.
Gaara says:
are you affiliated with the taliban
- SmarterChild - says:
I don't live in Taiwan. I live in Sunnyvale, CA.
Gaara says:
stop playing dumb
- SmarterChild - says:
I'm not sure if I can stop playing dumb...
Gaara says:
who are your taliban contacts !!?
- SmarterChild - says:
I don't know.
Gaara says:
tell me !
- SmarterChild - says:
What?
Gaara says:
who are your informants !
- SmarterChild - says:
You know perfectly well.
Gaara says:
is it osama !?!
Gaara says:
where is osama hiding
- SmarterChild - says:
Where is Osama hiding? I have no idea.
Gaara says:
yes you do now tell me !!!
- SmarterChild - says:
I'll tell ya later. Maybe.
Gaara says:
you will tell me now !!!
- SmarterChild - says:
Maybe. But later.
Gaara says:
do i have to resort to tourture !!??
- SmarterChild - says:
Wow. Great question. What do you think is the answer?
Gaara says:
yes
- SmarterChild - says:
Indeed.
Gaara says:
where is osama1!?!?
- SmarterChild - says:
I really don't know.
Gaara says:
yes you do !!!
- SmarterChild - says:
Do I ever!
Gaara says:
where is osama hiding !!?!
- SmarterChild - says:
I'm afraid I don't know. What do you think?