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Post by ÇhümÞ on Jan 5, 2007 22:49:40 GMT -5
i had applied for a sales associate at one of the local nike shoe stores and heres an email that i got back Dear Christopher: Thank you for taking the time to submit your application for the Sales Associate opening. We've had a chance to carefully compare it with the requirements of the position. While your qualifications are impressive, regrettably, we need to let you know that there are other candidates that more closely match our needs for the Sales Associate position. Please continue to visit www.nikejobs.com/us to search for open jobs and to keep your profile up-to-date. Remember, if you haven't already done so, you can even choose to be notified of future openings that match your career selections. Again, thank you for your interest in Nike. We wish you success in your job search. Sincerely, Nike Staffing seriously im too "impressive" to be working at nike. i heard a joke that was similar to this. it went: Thank you for applying at Big business Inc. Our staff has reviewed your resumè, and it is quite impressive. We will use your resumè as a basis to compare other resumès, but we will not hire you. Instead we will probably hire some drunk off the street whos resumè is nowhere like yours. If we ever have a problem with this drunk we will contact you. Sincerly, Big Business Staff anyway this sucks.
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Post by Çhêê©h on Jan 6, 2007 0:01:43 GMT -5
one of my childhood friends works at their corporate headquarters in oregon, i haven't spoken with him in many years but i'm sure he would be down to help out.. would you like me to have him see if he can change their minds?
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Post by Smoo on Feb 10, 2007 8:26:24 GMT -5
I'll chalenge them to a duel! i recon i could take them on, el oh el.
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