Post by ÇhümÞ on May 2, 2007 17:38:10 GMT -5
"Beijing? That's like the... like... capitol of Moscow right? Wait no, Moscow is the capitol of Tennessee, cause it's got cows and stuff?"
"Is Texas still part of Mexico or is it its own country?"
"Why is it called Global Warming if the ice caps are cold?"
"Volcano insurance? Oh, like incase you get run over by a volcano!"
"Ohmygawd I panicked!!!1 at the disco way before you even got there."
"...Are we Communist?" On Canada
"I have a Joke! Ok, What Does George Washington's Mom.... oh wait... i forgot that joke. HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHE"
Upon looking at the menu at a Seafood restraunt: "Razor Clams? Wouldn't that hurt to eat razors?"
"But if it's an arms race, but how will they run? On their hands?"
"Because its a World War!"(when asked why other countries joined WW1)
"Does, like, two seconds count as doing it?"
"Why do you always get dust coming out of lights?"
"He'd be quite good-looking if only he wasn't so ugly."
"That bitch! She always steals my clothes!"
"That Brandon Sharp. He's like, such a faggot ass whore master."
"She like, grabbed my cootchie and then when I went to grab her boob she got all pissy. What's up with that?"
"So if sperm has sugar in it, why doesn't it taste sweet?"
"Because the senses for sweetness are on the tip of your tongue, not the back of your throat."
"No you dumb cunt, thats a common misconception, all the taste buds taste the same"
"No you fucktard, it's true, who spoon-fed you that bullshit, the Kansas Board of Education?"
"Wasn't the big bang the thing that god used to kill the dinosaurs?"
"Like, what does it mean when your period doesn't, like, you know, happen and junk?"
"I’m so sober right now, I need a cigarette."
"They have volcanoes on the Pacific Islands so they can get better reception."
"So, like the moon doesn't have air on it?"
"Like, isn't Jesus Chelsea's new boyfriend?"
"Like, are there Chinese people in China?"
"Why would you go to Brazil? Isn't Stalin still in power?"
"Where the hell is Australia anyway?"
"What's Vietnam?"
"Ewe, don't join the Marine Corps, oh my god, you'd smell like dead people!"
"What's Edison's last name?"
"Ewww... he's like, so ugly."
"Pakistan? Isn't that a state?"
"I love Europe. Its my most favorite country, right behind Italy."
"Do rocks grow?"
"Where is 'Surburbia'?" (referring to Serbia)
"I don't want to be independent on my own, ok."
"This band is supposed to be a duo but there's only two of 'em."
"How can they be real quotes if someone, like, changes them?"
"Because of like, artistic license..."
"What's Communism?"
"Switzerland sided with Germany and Italy in World War II."
"So spitwads don't stick to things?"
"Some dictionaries don't have words"
"So the core of the earth is really cold?"
"I wasn't choking...I just couldn't breathe."
"There's like air in space, right?"
"Duh, like, why else would they have an air in space museum?"
"Does it rain in Korea?"
"Isn't the District of Colombia in South America?"
"Horus is sleeping, he couldn't join us today for our presentation.
"Are people Mammals or Carnivores?"
At Dairy Queen, "Do you guys, like, sell ice cream here?"
"That was amazing! I must have came five times in a row!"
"Osama bin laden bombed Pearl Harbor ,right?"
"So, was the USSR like, a submarine?"
"What do you mean Red States and Blue States?"
(When Marie Curie is mentioned) "You mean Mercury?"
"Like where did I park the Porsche?"
"OHHH MYYY GODDD I got a 49 on this test that is the best test grade I have ever had."
"Like, why would it take longer to get to the Mars than the moon?"
"Is Africa a country?"
"Who is Canada's president?"
"Let's just move people to Canada, they don't use it anyways."
"You dumbass, it's called Canadia."
"What's a Ghandi?"
"Isn't the triangle the one with the pointy thing?"
"(In high school)"Oh yeah, I just learned about bias today!"
"I think if we brought the people from other countries here to try our food they'd think their old food was disgusting.
"How DARE you call me optimistic!"
"Isn't there like a bone in a penis? And that's how they get a boner?"
"The USSR? Thats, Like what America was before we broke from France right?"
"Like, don't use your fancy words on me, k? I so totally know what hypocrite means."
"So the presidents of countries attend UN meetings right"?
"Sparta? They were communists, right?"
"What's a water heater?"
"You have a camel as a pet! Cool!"
"Dog is to canine as cat is to feline as cow is to..beef?"
"Why is it such a big deal if Jesus had a kid or not?"
"Like, isn't Parkinson's Disease the same as Leprosy?"
"Do you think Babies are like, jealous of Superman, cause he like, wears underwear?"
"Isn't he that racecar driver?"(when asked about Jimi Hendrix)
"Like, if scientists want to study stars, why don't some astronauts just grab one when they go up in space?"
"Like, why don't they just go to their dads and cry about it? That's what I do and it works for me. Like, totally." (when asked to find a solution for the poverty in Africa)
"Sqaure my arse."
"Look at this dehydrated water i got from the internet, all they wanted was my house keys for some reason."
"so it's like June in australia?"
"What's a civil war?"
"I didn't know they burned people!" (after hearing someone mention execution by firing squad)
"What's the longest river in the British Isles? Is it the Nile?"
"Isn't the Nile in Africa?"
"Is Africa a British Isle?"
"No, he didn't suck him off, he gave him head"
"Wait, I thought the KKK was in Russia."
"Martin Luther? Was he related to Martin Luther King Jr.?"
"The pages were glued together!" (when asked why she did not do her homework)
"Quick, what's the number for 911?"
"How do people, like, make clothes?" (During a World History lecture on WWI)
"I'm having an erection!"
"Can you see the lines around the states from outer space?"
"Wait... West Virginia's a state?"
"Hang on...Indians live in India?
"
"Is the School Board a part of Congress?"
"What language do they speak in Britain?"
"What's this place?"(pointing to China)
"Duh! it's Germany, like the guys we like fought in the civil war!"
"Oh yeah"
"wasn't there an American nurse called like, Hippo Crates or something, and she wrote the hippocritical oath?"
"don't call me stupid" (spell what) "W-A-T"
"zergling rush KEKEKEKEKEKE"
"Is Texas still part of Mexico or is it its own country?"
"Why is it called Global Warming if the ice caps are cold?"
"Volcano insurance? Oh, like incase you get run over by a volcano!"
"Ohmygawd I panicked!!!1 at the disco way before you even got there."
"...Are we Communist?" On Canada
"I have a Joke! Ok, What Does George Washington's Mom.... oh wait... i forgot that joke. HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHE"
Upon looking at the menu at a Seafood restraunt: "Razor Clams? Wouldn't that hurt to eat razors?"
"But if it's an arms race, but how will they run? On their hands?"
"Because its a World War!"(when asked why other countries joined WW1)
"Does, like, two seconds count as doing it?"
"Why do you always get dust coming out of lights?"
"He'd be quite good-looking if only he wasn't so ugly."
"That bitch! She always steals my clothes!"
"That Brandon Sharp. He's like, such a faggot ass whore master."
"She like, grabbed my cootchie and then when I went to grab her boob she got all pissy. What's up with that?"
"So if sperm has sugar in it, why doesn't it taste sweet?"
"Because the senses for sweetness are on the tip of your tongue, not the back of your throat."
"No you dumb cunt, thats a common misconception, all the taste buds taste the same"
"No you fucktard, it's true, who spoon-fed you that bullshit, the Kansas Board of Education?"
"Wasn't the big bang the thing that god used to kill the dinosaurs?"
"Like, what does it mean when your period doesn't, like, you know, happen and junk?"
"I’m so sober right now, I need a cigarette."
"They have volcanoes on the Pacific Islands so they can get better reception."
"So, like the moon doesn't have air on it?"
"Like, isn't Jesus Chelsea's new boyfriend?"
"Like, are there Chinese people in China?"
"Why would you go to Brazil? Isn't Stalin still in power?"
"Where the hell is Australia anyway?"
"What's Vietnam?"
"Ewe, don't join the Marine Corps, oh my god, you'd smell like dead people!"
"What's Edison's last name?"
"Ewww... he's like, so ugly."
"Pakistan? Isn't that a state?"
"I love Europe. Its my most favorite country, right behind Italy."
"Do rocks grow?"
"Where is 'Surburbia'?" (referring to Serbia)
"I don't want to be independent on my own, ok."
"This band is supposed to be a duo but there's only two of 'em."
"How can they be real quotes if someone, like, changes them?"
"Because of like, artistic license..."
"What's Communism?"
"Switzerland sided with Germany and Italy in World War II."
"So spitwads don't stick to things?"
"Some dictionaries don't have words"
"So the core of the earth is really cold?"
"I wasn't choking...I just couldn't breathe."
"There's like air in space, right?"
"Duh, like, why else would they have an air in space museum?"
"Does it rain in Korea?"
"Isn't the District of Colombia in South America?"
"Horus is sleeping, he couldn't join us today for our presentation.
"Are people Mammals or Carnivores?"
At Dairy Queen, "Do you guys, like, sell ice cream here?"
"That was amazing! I must have came five times in a row!"
"Osama bin laden bombed Pearl Harbor ,right?"
"So, was the USSR like, a submarine?"
"What do you mean Red States and Blue States?"
(When Marie Curie is mentioned) "You mean Mercury?"
"Like where did I park the Porsche?"
"OHHH MYYY GODDD I got a 49 on this test that is the best test grade I have ever had."
"Like, why would it take longer to get to the Mars than the moon?"
"Is Africa a country?"
"Who is Canada's president?"
"Let's just move people to Canada, they don't use it anyways."
"You dumbass, it's called Canadia."
"What's a Ghandi?"
"Isn't the triangle the one with the pointy thing?"
"(In high school)"Oh yeah, I just learned about bias today!"
"I think if we brought the people from other countries here to try our food they'd think their old food was disgusting.
"How DARE you call me optimistic!"
"Isn't there like a bone in a penis? And that's how they get a boner?"
"The USSR? Thats, Like what America was before we broke from France right?"
"Like, don't use your fancy words on me, k? I so totally know what hypocrite means."
"So the presidents of countries attend UN meetings right"?
"Sparta? They were communists, right?"
"What's a water heater?"
"You have a camel as a pet! Cool!"
"Dog is to canine as cat is to feline as cow is to..beef?"
"Why is it such a big deal if Jesus had a kid or not?"
"Like, isn't Parkinson's Disease the same as Leprosy?"
"Do you think Babies are like, jealous of Superman, cause he like, wears underwear?"
"Isn't he that racecar driver?"(when asked about Jimi Hendrix)
"Like, if scientists want to study stars, why don't some astronauts just grab one when they go up in space?"
"Like, why don't they just go to their dads and cry about it? That's what I do and it works for me. Like, totally." (when asked to find a solution for the poverty in Africa)
"Sqaure my arse."
"Look at this dehydrated water i got from the internet, all they wanted was my house keys for some reason."
"so it's like June in australia?"
"What's a civil war?"
"I didn't know they burned people!" (after hearing someone mention execution by firing squad)
"What's the longest river in the British Isles? Is it the Nile?"
"Isn't the Nile in Africa?"
"Is Africa a British Isle?"
"No, he didn't suck him off, he gave him head"
"Wait, I thought the KKK was in Russia."
"Martin Luther? Was he related to Martin Luther King Jr.?"
"The pages were glued together!" (when asked why she did not do her homework)
"Quick, what's the number for 911?"
"How do people, like, make clothes?" (During a World History lecture on WWI)
"I'm having an erection!"
"Can you see the lines around the states from outer space?"
"Wait... West Virginia's a state?"
"Hang on...Indians live in India?
" "Is the School Board a part of Congress?"
"What language do they speak in Britain?"
"What's this place?"(pointing to China)
"Duh! it's Germany, like the guys we like fought in the civil war!"
"Oh yeah"
"wasn't there an American nurse called like, Hippo Crates or something, and she wrote the hippocritical oath?"
"don't call me stupid" (spell what) "W-A-T"
"zergling rush KEKEKEKEKEKE"
