I've already encountered myself in the future. I was Loto and I told myself that if I do not take up this offer, I'll never be good at JKA. I told myself that a man with a bad haircut would offer me a once in a lifetime chance and that if I didn't take it, he'd kill me and rape my family. If I do accept his offer, then I'll be the king of JKA. In all seriousness my fellow JKAer's, I implore you to do the same and come with my to the past to form a C&C team on JK2 and hone our skills to the max and rule JKA. Your family and friends won't miss you because you'll re-appear back in the same spot only a moment later. They may not recognize you because you'll have a mullet and a stern face, but deep down they'll know that they raised a winner. I must warn you, we must bring our own weapons and sleeping bags and that our safety is not guaranteed.
ok team, consider this a training OP. we won't think less of you, if don't want to come since your safety is NOT gauranteed. but since chong and i have already done this before we know what to expect. this is a once in a lifetime opportunity!! don't let it pass you by.
Wow! We made it again! That was so fulfilling and worth it man. It's a shame you guys couldn't have come along for that second trip, sorry you missed it. Man I feel so much more confident with my JKA skills now. My yellow is almost perfected.
yeah that was great, i don't know why we even worried about it. ever since you encountered your future self, we should have known we can do nothing but succeed. especially now since we have these totally awesome mullets!!!
im l33t3r that j00. see i already went back in time once be4. to 1997. i honed my skills up on JKDF2 and brought my rail launcer with me. perfected my doubleswing timing.
bullshit gaara you can't go back into the past until the future happenz and we take you. wait.... unless... unless we told your future self to come back and that future gaara has already taken your present self back to the past.. ok.. i guess thats what will, did, is happening. FUCK!
chong! remind me to tell our future us'ez that we can't let gaara's future self tell his past self that its ok to say that he is 133t3r than us, cause it made my present self confused.
WOWOWOO! how the.. well we just got back from training ourselves. we got a little lost at first, i think we were in some olden time. i can't be sure. but i totally remember, anyways the peeple there knew we pwn'd, so they made us both presidents!! it woz awesome. but a story for another time. anyways the training op went well, but it was so weird talking to myself. i had thought it would be better if i had trained chong and chong trained me. but the mullet man said that if we were to be true skeeters that we HAD to train ourselves. chong got the brilliant idea to use aliases and to be kinda jerks to our past us'ez. i'm happy to say that our little operation was a complete success, we totally tricked our past selves. they didn't even know!
olden time prez statue, its in some park. go there and see for yourself.
yap NOTHING is guaranteed. but it is certain that the possiblity of something actually happening can be counted on. its super important though that you don't read this post. it wasn't safe for you to time travel, so chong and i will make sure that you don't. when we go back and tell you not to read this post, you will think we are crazy. but you must believe us, your very life depends on it. your posts will stay manifested here because of something i am not smart enough to explain. you, will have no memory of posting here or time travel wotsoever. wish us luck.
Dont worry Deadish, I'm sure Cheech and Chong have some badass scheme to give your past self JK2 so that your future self would have it so you could time travel back to the pass to thank your pass self for getting JK2 who will tell you future Cheech and Chong gave your past self JK2 but you will already know this because your future Deadish and that was in the past.
well said fanto, the star student gets a new haircut and a free peek into their future self, yes fanto we encountered you in the future present and you called yourself: the mexterminator. idk what the name was all about but from what i could tell the pwnatage was self evident. time traveling is definitely a certain possiblity for you in the future.
aannyways, as stated above this time we totally went back to save yap. we tried to tell him not to read this posting but as predicted he totally thought we were crazy (so i guess you read this posting after all yappers). so we had to time travel to the point where he was about to time travel. since he already knew his safety wasn't guaranteed and there were two sets of cheech and chong's present he listened to us all and decided not to time travel after all. good choice yap :) after playin captain save 'em we had enuff heroics for one trip and decided to join fanto for a little kick ass side training at stunt camp.
here i am giving fanto's driver some pointers c&c style. fanto, nice doo btw...